Beware Greeks Wearing Speedos

As you might imagine, Europe is fertile ground for Speedo sightings and Greece was no exception, by far. Once upon a time if I heard the word "Speedo" I immediately thought of Mark Spitz with six Olympic gold medals splayed across his chest. Mmmm.
I saw exactly one guy wearing a Speedo that even approached the physical splendor that Mark Spitz possessed. The rest....well, see for yourself. Whew!